This is my everyday.
(via nicolencubos)
| My mom: | You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago |
| Me: | You have to admit that's kind of impressive |
YESTERDAY AT HOT TOPIC I WAS BROWSING THINGS AND THERE WAS A GIRL BUYING A BASIC NIRVANA SHIRT AND WHEN SHE GOT HER RECEIPT AND WALKED AWAY I HEARD THE CASHIER SAY “SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE ONLY KNOWS ONE FUCKING SONG” I LAUGHED SO HARD
(via beauxbatonsacademy)
— Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via honeyforthehomeless)
(via amenalcohol)