This is my everyday.
|My mom:||You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago|
|Me:||You have to admit that's kind of impressive|
YESTERDAY AT HOT TOPIC I WAS BROWSING THINGS AND THERE WAS A GIRL BUYING A BASIC NIRVANA SHIRT AND WHEN SHE GOT HER RECEIPT AND WALKED AWAY I HEARD THE CASHIER SAY “SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE ONLY KNOWS ONE FUCKING SONG” I LAUGHED SO HARD
Family Guy gets it right for once
— Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via honeyforthehomeless)